How to Get Started with Law of Assumption

Look, I get it—you’re tired of the fluffy “raise your vibes” manifesting advice that never actually works when rent’s due or your ex is being a clown. So let’s cut the bullshit.

This isn’t about begging the universe or “aligning” hard enough. It’s about one thing: living like you already have what you want, because technically, you do. The 3D? Just a slow app buffering to match your mindset.

No complicated techniques. No waiting for “signs.” Just you, your stubborn-ass knowing, and the absolute refusal to entertain any other reality.

Sound harsh? Good. Because what’s actually harsh is pretending you don’t run this show.

Ready to stop trying and start having? Let’s go.

1. Decide What You Want

Okay, first things first—get specific. None of that “I want to be happy” or “I want success” fluff. The universe (aka you) doesn’t do vague.

Want your ex back? Say their name. Want money? Name the amount. Dream job? Spell it out like you’re ordering a burger: “One senior UX designer role at Netflix, remote, with unlimited PTO, thanks.”

Why? Because if you don’t know what you want, how the hell is the 3D supposed to deliver it? It’s like telling a chef “just make me food” and then getting mad when they bring you broccoli. Be clear.

Pro tip: If you catch yourself saying “I don’t know,” stop. You do know. You’re just overcomplicating it. What’s the first thing that pops up? That’s your desire.

2. Assume It’s Already Yours

Alright, here’s where most people get stuck. You don’t get your desire—you are the person who already has it. Big difference.

Think about it: You don’t “manifest” knowing how to ride a bike. You just know it. Same energy. Your SP? Already yours. That money? Already in your bank account. The job? You’re already hired—congrats, when’s your first day?

This isn’t about hoping or waiting. It’s about dropping into that knowing like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

How?

Talk about it like it’s normal: “Ugh, my SP won’t stop texting me.”
Act casual: “Yeah, I’ll check my schedule for that vacation home viewing.”
Stop “waiting” for proof. You don’t wait for the sun to rise—you expect it.

If this feels weird, good. That means you’re rewiring. But ask yourself: What’s weirder—pretending it’s not yours, or just owning it?

3. Drop the “How”

Look, I get it—your brain wants to figure out the logistics. “But how will my SP come back? How will the money show up?” Here’s the thing: That’s not your job. Your only job is to know it’s done.

The “how” is like trying to explain Wi-Fi to a cat. You don’t need to understand it for it to work. The universe (which is just you in a fancy hat) handles the details. Your assumptions are the blueprint—the 3D is just the construction crew catching up.

Try this:

Next time you catch yourself overthinking the “how,” say: “Not my problem.”
Remember: You don’t stress about how your heart beats or how your phone gets service. You just trust it. Same vibe.

Funny enough, the “how” usually shows up after you stop obsessing over it. Like when you forget your keys and they magically appear the second you stop panicking. Coincidence? Nah. That’s the law.

4. Revise the 3D Like a Bad Memory

Okay, real talk: The 3D is just old news. It’s last week’s leftovers sitting in your mental fridge, and you keep sniffing it like “Hmm, is this still good?” NO. Toss it out. Rewrite it.

Your ex is dating someone new? Cool story—actually, they’re just method-acting for a role about missing you terribly. Bank account looking sad? Nah, that’s just a glitch—your millions are in the other app.

The 3D is not reality. It’s a laggy livestream of your past thoughts. Time to change the channel.

How to do it:

See/hear something “bad”? Pause. “Actually, no—here’s what really happened…”
Example: “SP hasn’t texted” → “Oh, they’re just drafting a novel-length love letter.”
Laugh at the 3D. It’s a bad actor in your movie. “Cute try, but we’re reshooting that scene.”

The more you do this, the faster the 3D caves. It’s like gaslighting the universe (affectionately).

5. Live From the End (Not “Toward” It)

Here’s where people mess up—they act like their desire is some far-off destination. “When I get the money…” “Once my SP comes back…” Nope. Flip the script. You don’t get there—you’re already there.

It’s like when you order food delivery. You don’t sit there sweating “Will it come? How will it get here?” You just… expect it. Maybe even grab a fork while you wait. That’s the energy we want.

Try this today:

Speak in “I have” not “I want”:
- Wrong: “I hope I get promoted.”
- Right: “Ugh, more responsibility at work now that I’m department head.”
Make small present-tense choices: Booking “your” vacation home’s wifi password, looking at dog names for “your” new golden retriever, etc.

The 3D’s job is to catch up to YOUR version of reality. Stop waiting at the train station—you’re already on the damn train. First class, obviously.

6. Ignore Feelings (They Don’t Matter)

Okay, let’s settle this once and for all—your feelings are NOT the boss of your manifestations. They’re just background noise, like a weird podcast your brain keeps playing without your permission.

Feel scared? Doubtful? Like you’re “not in the mood” to manifest? Who cares. You don’t need to feel like a glowing manifestation guru 24/7 for this to work.

Hell, you could be ugly-crying into your cereal while your SP texts you “I miss you.” Emotions are just passengers—they don’t drive the car.

Here’s the hack:

Treat feelings like weather: They come and go, but the sky (aka your assumption) is always there.
Next time doubt creeps in, shrug: “Cool story, bro. Still got what I want.”
Remember: You’ve had stuff work out while feeling like hot garbage before. That’s proof feelings don’t run the show.

Fun experiment:
Try manifesting something stupid while in a bad mood, just to prove it to yourself. “I’m pissed off, but that free coffee is still coming.” Watch how the universe DGAF about your mood.

7. Stop Checking the 3D for Proof

Let’s be real—you wouldn’t keep opening the oven every two seconds if you were baking cookies, would you? (Okay, maybe you would, but you know it ruins the damn cookies.) Same energy with the 3D.

Every time you poke at it like “Is it here yet??”, you’re delaying your own results.

The 3D is just a laggy app buffering to match your current mindset. Constantly refreshing it won’t make it load faster—it just makes you look desperate to the universe (and honestly, kind of rude to yourself).

How to quit the addiction:

Set a “No 3D Peeking” rule: No stalking SP’s socials, no checking your bank balance obsessively, no fishing for “signs.”
When you catch yourself looking for proof, say: “Oh right—I already have this.” Then change the subject in your mind.
Trust like you trust gravity: You don’t need to check if it’s working while you walk. You just know it is.

Cold hard truth: The moment you stop needing proof is the moment it shows up. The 3D is a clingy ex—it moves fastest when you stop paying attention.

8. Persist Until It Hardens

Manifesting isn’t a one-and-done thing—it’s more like keeping your foot on the gas until you reach your destination.

But here’s the kicker: most people bail right before the miracle happens. They assume for a day or two, don’t see fireworks in the 3D, and go “Well, this shit doesn’t work.”

Newsflash: It does work—you just didn’t stick around long enough to see it.

How to actually persist:

Treat your desire like an old memory: “Remember when I was stressed about this? Oh wait—that never happened.”
When doubt creeps in, shrug it off like bad Wi-Fi: “Temporary glitch. My reality’s buffering.”
The “sign it’s working”? When you stop caring about the when/how. It just feels… inevitable.

Pro tip: The more boring your desire feels, the closer you are. When you’re genuinely shocked someone doesn’t have what you have, that’s when you’ve nailed it.

9. What to Avoid

Alright, let’s talk about the “Yeah, but—” traps that derail people. These aren’t rules, just common sense if you actually want results.

Stop Obsessing Over Techniques

Affirmations, scripting, visualization—they’re just tools, not magic spells. The real technique is knowing it’s done. If you’re stressing over “which method works best,” you’ve already missed the point.

“But what if I do it wrong?”
Babe, you can’t. It’s your universe. There’s no manifesting police.

“Divine Timing” is Just Your Excuse

Newsflash: If you’re God (which you are), then you’re the one holding the clock. “Waiting for the right time” is just you procrastinating. The right time is now. Always.